Is it evil to make caged baby squirrels eat picnic tables?

They're a little reluctant after 3 or four of those massive wooden tables, should I give them forty lashes with a piece of spaghetti for insubordination?Is it evil to make caged baby squirrels eat picnic tables?
baby squirrels are far to young to be eating this much, you are expecting a 3rd grade level consumption, but its obvious these squirrels would barely make it at the ';special kids'; class down by the soda machines. your best bet will be to let a professional oprah impersonator bless their tiny ears and then send them for a trip to denver, there they can learn about avalanches.Is it evil to make caged baby squirrels eat picnic tables?
You shouldn't forced them.
no its not evil
yes they deserve to be punished, the nerve after all you have done for them
Depends on weather they are held together with screws or nails.
No 40 wont cut it, give then 41. And show them, who's BOSS.
You shouldn't be starving them like this. Only 3 or 4 tables? You heartless bastard.
A wise man once said: ';as long as someone gets a laugh, it doesn't matter who pays the consequence.'; What that means is as long as you are laughing at the squirrels then it cannot be evil.
not evil, but difficult. after you fatten em up am i invited to the B.B.Q.? and i find piano wire works best as a motivational whip.